I'm never going to be pregnant!

She was not completely inconsolable, but had obviously had a growing sense of dread regarding our fertility. We talked long into the night about how to best make a baby and we fell asleep without actually trying to make a baby. I mean come on!? We were in a hotel and everything.

Four days later we found out that my wife didn't have a growing sense of dread, but rather a growing embryo. Apart from being overly emotional, my wife also complained of sore breasts and nausea that weekend. 

So it's all great news, but someone owes me some 4-star hotel lovin'.