When you are visiting wineries, there are certain things that you simply must do:

• Drink wine
• Eat gourmet soft cheese
• Eat oysters
• Eat prawns
• Eat salami and cured meats
• Eat cold chicken while picnicing
• Drink wine

When you are pregnant, there are certain things you must not do: 

• Drink wine
• Eat gourmet soft cheese
• Eat oysters
• Eat prawns
• Eat salami and cured meats
• Eat cold chicken while picnicing
• Drink wine

To top it off, my wife bought herself and set of electronic bathroom scales that reports your bodyfat, using a small electrical current. She used that too.

Our doctor has assured us that inspite of all this our baby is perfectly healthy. I think it is even better than that. Having a baby that survives such a start to live can mean only one thing... Superpowers!

I don't know how a child that can shoot picnic foods out of his fingers can fight crime though.