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Written by Mike Klimczak
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Many people talk about the wonderful smell of a new baby. I thought it would be something similar to the smell of a new car. Maybe not that pleasant, but a sure sign that something was brand new. Either that or I though they would smell like baby shampoo, but they actually have a quite unique smell. |
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Written by Mike Klimczak
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As the webmaster of Fetalmatter.com I have been absent for too long. I have a good excuse though... Her name is Harper Robyn Faye. |
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Written by Mike Klimczak
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 The due date for our baby is near the 29th of February on a leap year. What an opportunity! My wife thinks it would be terrible, but think it might be the best gift we could give our child. Think of the benefits: |
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Written by Mike Klimczak
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There is something very special about the first time a father holds a newborn baby in his arms. Dad's strong yet gentle arms can without words communicate to the child You are safe, you are loved Then Dad looks to his wife with a look of wonder on his face before looking at the baby again with a look that says You are lucky I love you, because you just wrecked a perfectly good vagina. |
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Written by Mike Klimczak
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My wife and I were having a romantic dinner, capped off with 4-star hotel accommdation to help facilitate our baby making efforts. After briefly mentioning that we had been trying for a baby for about 9 months my wife burst into tears and blurted...I'm never going to be pregnant! |
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